Scientist Salarian

Busy… can’t talk much… will do the best I can to utilize time… 

Thanks for the.. uh... advice that you sent to Shepard's quarters.

Of course, Garrus… 

Squishy.

Me? Yes well perhaps I am considering I AM a salarian scientist… make up for it with tech attacks that burn through armor…

WHAT IS YOUR EARLIEST HUMAN MEMORY?

Not human… why would a salarian recall a memory of a human?

You are the best scientist I could ever ask for.

Am grateful for you to say such a thing. 

I feel like twitter is a much better fit for someone of your... speed, shall I say?

Perhaps… yet Twitter is cluttered with such useless information… possibly lose own sanity due to endless queries from other users… here I can focus on other projects that require my attention like Shepard’s inability to sustain a conversation because he interjects with “I Should Go.” It really is very puzzling… 

Wonders why commander shepard says “I should go” so often even when deemed unnecessary… perhaps mental illness?… or maybe trauma as a child?…

Have successfully made the Illusive Man my personal puppet… will make him perform acts of stupidity… time to make him run in the citadel in the nude… anyone welcome to partake in viewing his humiliation… hopefully will succeed in making him seduce a hanar… calculations seem correct but there is margin for error.

Have successfully made the Illusive Man my personal puppet… will make him perform acts of stupidity… time to make him run in the citadel in the nude… anyone welcome to partake in viewing his humiliation… hopefully will succeed in making him seduce a hanar… calculations seem correct but there is margin for error.